Mini-novel book | 7+ - How to walk with a python (without getting eaten)

A Hilarious How-To Guide to Avoiding Ending Up in a Python's Stomach

Everyone knows that walking around in the moonlight with a 300-pound reticulated python is a terrible idea. But Celeste LOVES terrible ideas. This reckless little cockroach will give you all the advice you need to avoid getting eaten. Want to keep Frank the python from swallowing you headfirst? Wear a lampshade as a hat! To be invisible to Frank, why not freeze your clothes?

In How to Walk with a Python , Celeste offers various strategies for staying alive, each one more outlandish than the last, but based on real information about pythons.